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One of the most ironically named diseases ever.
I thought this AIDS disease would help me! This is false advertising!
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After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
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What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
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AIDS means Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome which is caused by the HIV virus. Can be transmited by having intercourse or by AIDS carriers giving blood donations.By rumors it usually is common among gay men.
Some beleive the history of AIDS originated somewhere in Africa where some genious tried having relations with a chempanzee who was the carrier of AIDS.But this cannot be 100% proven.
Many people tend to beleive that AIDS kills you. Well it doesn't, it just leads to the events that kill you. It gradually destroyes your immune system until your body is too weak to repel any bacteria that enter the body which results in death. Although there isn't any known cure for AIDS, there are medications that increase people's long term survival.
Magic Johnson caught AIDS in the late 1980's
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Anything that isn't good.
"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Nah, that'd be about as cool as AIDS."
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Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
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