AIDS

Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.

Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.

by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Who hasn't woken up with AIDS at least once?

"Man my ass is on fire, I had AIDS this morning - it wouldn't stop coming.

by FaqBasher January 13, 2022

AIDS

The feeling that you get after drawing 4 valorant matches in a row.

Jake-"Yo Chad, do you wanna play?"

Chad- "Nah bro, I have AIDS."

by LuckyHimself March 24, 2023

AIDS

A acronym for"an ibix <b>dabbing</b> shitily" used also as a shortening of aquiered immunodeficiency syndrome but that is cringe.

Hey <b>Jon</b> did you see that AIDS

by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021

AIDS

AIDS: Alcohol Induced Drainy Shits- When you drink too much and the next day you have the liquid shits.

Bro I drank so much last night Imma have AIDS today

I think I have AIDS from how much I drank yesterday.

by RedIH September 25, 2020

AIDS

AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury

Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS

by wet_cardboard69 October 29, 2019

AIDS

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits, the sudden impulse of diarrhea shits the morning after a long night of drinking beer.

I wish bro, but I got a pretty bad case of AIDS right now. Im going to be on the toilet for a while.

by Rivershits February 5, 2011