Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)
Guy : "Oh yeah, that's Aid"
It is a condition affecting women. They refuse to have sex in the morning because they are unable to get off. Mostly affecting married women who feel no obligation to satisfy their husbands need for release from morning wood.
Guy 2: Dude, this is fucking serious, how did you get it?
Guy 1: I drank a shit load of Miller High Life!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, Aids...alcohol induced drizzle shits.
A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.
An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.
"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"