10 definitions by Jeweliepop
The best brand of cigarettes ever! They are a regular cigarette but have a ball inside them that you can crush to make a menthol cigarette if you want.
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble.
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
Person: Emma, want to do vodka shots with us?!
Emma: *gasp* drinking is bad for you! I don't drink! You're killing you're liver! Don't you not turn 21 for another month?! I'm calling the cops!
Emma: *gasp* drinking is bad for you! I don't drink! You're killing you're liver! Don't you not turn 21 for another month?! I'm calling the cops!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
When the government murders people in jail. It is bad because in the US it is MORE expensive to keep someone on death row and do that whole execution process than just life in prison, many innocent people have been executed and it can't be reversed once they're dead, ect.
Two wrongs don't make a right, man!
Typically done in the US by lethal injection, electric chair, or firing squad.
Two wrongs don't make a right, man!
Typically done in the US by lethal injection, electric chair, or firing squad.
by Jeweliepop February 15, 2009
Harm reduction organization focused around club drugs, mainly ecstasy.
You can mail in ecstasy pills and they will lab test them for you, and post the picture and what's in them on their website so you know wtf you're ingesting.
You can mail in ecstasy pills and they will lab test them for you, and post the picture and what's in them on their website so you know wtf you're ingesting.
Person 1: I love dancesafe!
Person 2: Yeah, dude! I found out that E pill I was gonna take had hella ketamine in it! I'm glad I tested it!
Person 2: Yeah, dude! I found out that E pill I was gonna take had hella ketamine in it! I'm glad I tested it!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
Another retarded abstinence only drug program where a couple of goody-goody highschoolers who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and have never done drugs go into 8th grade classrooms and tell the kids not to do drugs because they are all bad and drugs will kill them.
8th grader: Ew, our youth educators are coming today.
Another 8th grader: I know, ughhh. Let's ditch and snort cocaine!
Another 8th grader: I know, ughhh. Let's ditch and snort cocaine!
by Jeweliepop February 15, 2009