Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a syndrome of one or more diseases brought on by the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). The virus works by attaching to the victim's immune system cells, replicating, and injecting its own genetic code into the cell. Thus, the immune system is weakened, eventually to the point where simple infections and diseases become life threatening. The only way a person can get this disease is either by; Exchanging body fluids with an infected person (i.e. Blood, semen, vaginal fluids) and getting it into their bloodstream or body. This can happen by using needles which have been infected, sexual intercourse with an infected member, or Other forms of exposed contact to infected materials/fluids. While there are many people who would say otherwise, the people who are in the highest risk group of getting AIDS are homosexual males and people with multiple sexual parters. The main reason with male homosexual intercourse is there may be accompanying tears and fissures in the lining of the anus, which maximizes the spread of the virus into the body. In fact according to reports done by researchers, 84-87 percent of all AIDS victims in the United States are homosexual men. While in other places in the world, such as Africa, there is an astonishing rate of infection, mainly due to the sexual promiscuity in some areas of the continent.
In the U.S. there are currently 3,600+ children under age 5 who have AIDS, most of whom have recieved it from being born of an infected mother.
also known as "gay cooties"
my friend alex liked shooting up with used needles until he got the aids
Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
An absolutely amazing guy, always laughing, does everything to cheer you up, kinda shy but once you get to know him he's amazing, so friendly, loving, kind, loves to joke around and attracts bare girls from his personality alone, cute face and nice arms.
Girl : "Look at that cutie over there!"
Guy : "Oh yeah, that's Aid"
A really tall funny guy who always knows how to make you smile when your down.
Girl: Aid my boyfriend just broke up with me):
Aid: Want me to kick his ass(:
A.M. Intercourse Disorder
It is a condition affecting women. They refuse to have sex in the morning because they are unable to get off. Mostly affecting married women who feel no obligation to satisfy their husbands need for release from morning wood.
My wife suffers form A.I.D. so we only have sex at night.
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits. The diarrheal fecal matter that is produced from intense alcohol consumption the night before.
Dude I had the worst A.I.D.S. this morning my ass hurts, I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
I had such a bad case of A.I.D.S. my anus started bleeding.
Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.
Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!