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ASAP + stat = astat

ASAP = As Soon As Possible
stat = immediately, without delay
I need a Wendys double cheeseburger , astat.
Hey bros, we need more attractive women in here, astat.
by $uPeR$tEvE_04142011_(0_o)--m|m April 13, 2011
 
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By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"
by mc-muffintop September 09, 2009