By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
by mc-muffintop September 9, 2009
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by Jules112 February 15, 2009
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004
stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.
websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
by Jay January 22, 2004
no dice; no go; not available
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
by Bryan April 17, 2005
by gerald August 1, 2004