the rod

A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.

"Hello, may I please speak with The Rod". "Wow - so big - you must be The Rod". In Rod we Thrust

by Daniel Leroux October 9, 2003

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

a-rod

nick name for 1 alex rodriquez (baseball player) or 2 andy roddick (tennis player)

1 "A-Rod's with the Yankees now"
2 "A-Rod is the hottest thing in the ATP bitch!"

by kaka face March 15, 2004

a-rod

To suck

To be overrated

To be homosexual

Dude, Pujols is such an A-rod

by Gorgonzola_Man May 14, 2006

rod

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."

by FUNNYBUN February 26, 2016

Rod

Rod is that guy with the long, dark brown hair that no girl can resist. He's usually getting girls horny with his amazing singing skills. Tends to flex his beautifully shaped abs to impress the girls and make them automatically orgasm they pussies. Also, Has an extremely large penis.

jenny: Hey have you seen any Rods today?
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy

by Jeeennyyyyyyy September 30, 2011

Rodding

The Act of enjoying Pretzel Rods with your friends or roomates.

Bill and I were Rodding last night

by Rodmaster June 24, 2011