a euphemism for masturbation
"i was polishing the rod the other day"
by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 7, 2022
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016
by CrystalJell April 17, 2008
I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
by hairytongue69 January 17, 2014
by Mick... December 26, 2011
Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.
by cutiepie664 November 19, 2019