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Dick on a belt 

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
Dick on a belt by Garrand57 May 10, 2011
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have a belt on me 

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
Have a Belt on me, Chum!
have a belt on me by Dani April 7, 2005

a belly nipple 

You can see through that guy's shirt, he has a belly nipple.

bets-a-belly 

A person or cat that is super hyper and conducts static passion or electricity, and is cutly pudgy (plump/chubby)
Person: Did you see Her! she just shocked me!
person2: i know she is shockingly chubby!
person: She is a bets-a-belly!
bets-a-belly by Lola PIE January 9, 2010

Choose-A-Belt 

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

Head on a belt 

A know-it-all restating an obvious fact that was recently discussed.
Forgive me for being a head on a belt, but haven't we all just established how prophecy is pure havers?
Head on a belt by Jrian November 19, 2022
A belly is a person who has a rather large belly that is round, thicc and bulges out. Usually, this person is a glutton and has man boobs.
Me: Dude, you eat so much! You’re such a belly!

The Belly: Hey I’m a fat! I have belly! I like eat and poop!
A Belly by Not Shrek June 26, 2020