Guy 1: Dude I fucking hooked up with this
girl from New York, it was so sick but my
parents almost caught me. Since we hooked-up in her
car, my parents drove right by, it was so sketchy.
Guy 2: Dude, for one thing, a
girl is not gonna drive all the way to Vermont to hook-up with you. Second of all, she probably thinks your a sketchy peice of shit becuase you have only talked to her online. Third of all, you were shopping with your mom that day. I saw you at the mall, fuckin idiot.
Innocent bystandered who happends to overhear while passing by: Correct me if im wrong, but i think that that
kid just PULLED-A-HEMINGWAY!