no you

Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief

Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you

by Deine Mutte July 20, 2008

not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

by Sierrapants April 3, 2008

no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.

Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..

by missing November 24, 2003

you

are extraordinarily perfect...

you are indescribable.

you are heart beat.

by ivory.keys.*119 June 15, 2010

An You

only one word to describe.... chad.

john-dammnnnnnnnnnnnn look at An You and how many bitches he gets.

An You- Fuck you john

by evanneafsey23 June 6, 2019

Not to you

A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke.

Used when the joke would compliment the male.

Guy 1: Wow, that's big.

Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL

Guy 1: not to you...

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

you at?

Shortened form of "what are you at?" (or whatayat?) meaning "what are you doing?" or "what are you up to?".
Commonly used in Newfoundland, Canada.

Person 1: You at?
Person 2: Just relaxin' by'

by greatbigseaofnocares March 21, 2010