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the nickname of the boy who carries his chick-fil-a bag like it's toxic. you can also see him around with ben & jerry's ice cream all the time in the student govt office. his real name is dustin ingalls
by missing May 1, 2005
Get the swanky mug.Janice is a girl who's boyfriend knows that he is loved and he knows how much. He never has to wonder or doubt. She is full of love and affection. He never feels lonely, because he knows she is there for him, and he knows his worth because she helps him to see it. Her boyfriend is never one-sided about things, though. He gives her attention and always let's her know that she is loved. He never ignores her or acts like he doesn't care. He gives her plenty of affection, and in return, Janice gives him all the affection he could want.
Moral of the story: if you want her affection, don't ignore her, don't tell her to leave you alone, or reject her in every way you can. Don't talk about other girls. Don't play games with her or try to manipulate her. Please, just treat Janice kindly. Even if you don't like her.
by Missing October 2, 2021
Get the Janice mug.Janice is a person who is not usually what people assume her to be. No one really knows anything about her, but they all assume they do. She is an open book to anyone who would want to get to know her, but no one wants to. They would rather just assume and make snap judgements. You have to go deep to get to know her, though. She isn't someone you can get to know by looking at the surface. Or by trying to "talk" to her indirectly.
If you reject her, you just lost your one and only chance, so I hope you were completely confident about what you were doing. She hates when people are unloyal and don't keep their promises, so don't ever waste her time or tell her bullshit. If anyone ever tried to again, she probably wouldn't trust it anyway. Don't be someone who easily just "moves on from liking her." She isn't a phase in your life. Janice.
by Missing September 3, 2021
Get the Janice mug.An old war general with severe CPTSD. She has been through a lifetime of abuse, neglect, trauma, and abandonment, so trying to tell her how big your body parts are isn't going to mean shit to her. She needs a friend. Not someone to go on and on about their self. No one wants to get to know her or be a friend to her. Guys will message her every once in a while saying that they will be there for her and want to be friends with her, but guys don't know how to be a friend to a girl, they just disappear when they find out you aren't interested in them as more than that, and you never hear from them again. Or they aren't capable of being a friend to you, or even a good person, if they have a girlfriend.
She doesn't like dating or romance. She doesn't want any of it. She doesn't feel like there is anyone who she would really relate to in certain ways. Doesn't give a single fuck what you do in your sheets/bed. Doesn't want to hear that kind of shit. Her definition of a "freak in the sheets" is building a tent with someone as equally weird as she is and then sitting inside of it being a weirdo. Don't ask her what she's wearing unless you want to get added to her collection of guys who have asked her that. Basically, if you are a pervert, leave her alone.
She doesn't like dating or romance. She doesn't want any of it. She doesn't feel like there is anyone who she would really relate to in certain ways. Doesn't give a single fuck what you do in your sheets/bed. Doesn't want to hear that kind of shit. Her definition of a "freak in the sheets" is building a tent with someone as equally weird as she is and then sitting inside of it being a weirdo. Don't ask her what she's wearing unless you want to get added to her collection of guys who have asked her that. Basically, if you are a pervert, leave her alone.
If all this seems intimidating, don't let it. She is stern and serious, not mean. Though, those who don't know the difference might mistake them for the same thing. She is as soft as people come, just don't ever mistake that for weak; because she won't threaten to put a boot up your rear, she'll just do it. M.K.
by Missing September 1, 2022
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Either way, you have been rejected.
by Missing January 17, 2022
Get the Rejected mug.Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.
by missing November 24, 2003
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It is when a band (or person) who is famous, wealthy, etc decides to pursue another way and relinquish their new lifestyle.. They other completely change their style and become unpopular (on purpose), quit the industry, become a garage band, or forget music altogether and live in a small town and farm.
It is when a band (or person) who is famous, wealthy, etc decides to pursue another way and relinquish their new lifestyle.. They other completely change their style and become unpopular (on purpose), quit the industry, become a garage band, or forget music altogether and live in a small town and farm.
I'm not sure if this has happened before.
by missing November 24, 2003
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