missing's definitions
A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by Missing December 21, 2024
Get the Mattmug. The opposite of "sold out".
It is when a band (or person) who is famous, wealthy, etc decides to pursue another way and relinquish their new lifestyle.. They other completely change their style and become unpopular (on purpose), quit the industry, become a garage band, or forget music altogether and live in a small town and farm.
It is when a band (or person) who is famous, wealthy, etc decides to pursue another way and relinquish their new lifestyle.. They other completely change their style and become unpopular (on purpose), quit the industry, become a garage band, or forget music altogether and live in a small town and farm.
I'm not sure if this has happened before.
by missing November 24, 2003
Get the Bought inmug. the nickname of the boy who carries his chick-fil-a bag like it's toxic. you can also see him around with ben & jerry's ice cream all the time in the student govt office. his real name is dustin ingalls
by missing May 1, 2005
Get the swankymug. An old war general with severe CPTSD. She has been through a lifetime of abuse, neglect, trauma, and abandonment, so trying to tell her how big your body parts are isn't going to mean shit to her. She needs a friend. Not someone to go on and on about their self. No one wants to get to know her or be a friend to her. Guys will message her every once in a while saying that they will be there for her and want to be friends with her, but guys don't know how to be a friend to a girl, they just disappear when they find out you aren't interested in them as more than that, and you never hear from them again. Or they aren't capable of being a friend to you, or even a good person, if they have a girlfriend.
She doesn't like dating or romance. She doesn't want any of it. She doesn't feel like there is anyone who she would really relate to in certain ways. Doesn't give a single fuck what you do in your sheets/bed. Doesn't want to hear that kind of shit. Her definition of a "freak in the sheets" is building a tent with someone as equally weird as she is and then sitting inside of it being a weirdo. Don't ask her what she's wearing unless you want to get added to her collection of guys who have asked her that. Basically, if you are a pervert, leave her alone.
She doesn't like dating or romance. She doesn't want any of it. She doesn't feel like there is anyone who she would really relate to in certain ways. Doesn't give a single fuck what you do in your sheets/bed. Doesn't want to hear that kind of shit. Her definition of a "freak in the sheets" is building a tent with someone as equally weird as she is and then sitting inside of it being a weirdo. Don't ask her what she's wearing unless you want to get added to her collection of guys who have asked her that. Basically, if you are a pervert, leave her alone.
If all this seems intimidating, don't let it. She is stern and serious, not mean. Though, those who don't know the difference might mistake them for the same thing. She is as soft as people come, just don't ever mistake that for weak; because she won't threaten to put a boot up your rear, she'll just do it. M.K.
by Missing September 1, 2022
Get the M.K.mug. Janice is a person who is not usually what people assume her to be. No one really knows anything about her, but they all assume they do. She is an open book to anyone who would want to get to know her, but no one wants to. They would rather just assume and make snap judgements. You have to go deep to get to know her, though. She isn't someone you can get to know by looking at the surface. Or by trying to "talk" to her indirectly.
If you reject her, you just lost your one and only chance, so I hope you were completely confident about what you were doing. She hates when people are unloyal and don't keep their promises, so don't ever waste her time or tell her bullshit. If anyone ever tried to again, she probably wouldn't trust it anyway. Don't be someone who easily just "moves on from liking her." She isn't a phase in your life. Janice.
by Missing September 3, 2021
Get the Janicemug. Someone who has never been in love. She has never liked anyone. She hates romance and thinks it is one of the worst things to ever exist, if not the worst.
Janice did NOT write a certain definition about someone on here and doesn't speak like that and would NEVER say any of those things. I'm pretty sure whoever wrote it was on their last brain cell.
by Missing September 30, 2024
Get the Janicemug. The loneliest whale in the world." A whale that sings at a frequency of 52 Hertz, which is unusually high for a whale. Because of this, no other whale ever responded to it's call. It cries out for companionship that never comes. It roams the ocean all alone.
by Missing September 8, 2024
Get the 52 hertz whalemug.