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2 definitions by Sierrapants

 
1.
either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.
Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."
by Sierrapants April 02, 2008
 
2.
A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.
Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...
by Sierrapants February 14, 2008