To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
by XavierPoop January 29, 2014
by sicko the clown November 14, 2004
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
by WipeOnCurtains October 8, 2007
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by DoctorEbola December 3, 2018
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021