1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.
2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.
2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.
by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010
by gilf21 July 22, 2019
The highest level of gangsta...Being push to the point and state of mind that physical violence might ensue, and the only action that can describe what you might do to someone or something can only be described as something done or found in the Old Testament of the bible.
yo you see that fight yesterday, Justin hit that dude with a rock like David did the Goliath. I told you he was Old Testament Gangsta.
by DeuceJ November 18, 2007
A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.
dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
by Dragomir Andreyevich December 7, 2008
"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the floor with suction pads, but it'd be easier to kick it old testament and stick mine to the floor with duct tape."
by Alex7 February 28, 2008
The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.
When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.
by cr8s February 21, 2012
A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.
by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006