"Have you met Maura? She is uber cool!"
It has a tendency to talk to animals and is very indecisive about which laugh it should use.
It's the most valuable friend you could find. If you spot one, catch it! You don't come across Maura's very often.
That is why you can never find a key chain with the name Maura on it.
Caution! Maura's like to steal your beverages and clothes. Maura's also attack your Facebook, leaving you with 398574893 notifications.
"Um. What's a Maura?"