The incredibly unconfortable feeling of having excrement pushed back up your colon with a rough wood plunger.
by Assholemike September 10, 2008
-A "Maverick" from Alaska;)........who does everything people tell her to do.
-A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation
-John McCain's pin-up doll
synonomous with ditz.
-A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation
-John McCain's pin-up doll
synonomous with ditz.
by Virgo Bootz January 30, 2009
Irrational Evangelical moose-hunter who sees no wrong in abusing power to fight personal vendettas. Took 6 years and 5 schools to garner one Bachelors Degree in the lightweight field of Communication. Most notable college achievement (aside from mastering the art of packing a U-haul) was the purchase and display of a self-promoting t-shirt that read "I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted!"
For obvious reasons, Sarah Palin is an idiot.
by kate254 October 14, 2008
The only running mate that John McCain could have chosen that is LESS experienced that Barack Obama, making McCain's argument that Obama is under-qualified completely hypocritical. This choice has upset many hardcore Republicans, and rightfully so, because she not only lacks the experience to be President, but has said herself that she doesn't even know what the VP does. Not to mention that John McCain could drop dead any minute, leaving her the most powerful person in the world. Who knew McCain was this stupid?
Sarah Palin was the perfect choice for McCain's running mate. Now, the loss of the Republicans is ensured, and the Democrats can win the election and do the country some good.
by TheChodyWang September 1, 2008
The first Grandma wanna-be ever to be nominated to a VP position. Believes creationism should be taught in schools. Foreign Policy Experience: Believes Russia is a New York term for telling your sister to hurry up.
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd
by mattm4454 September 3, 2008
Governor of Alaska for the Republican Party and VP choice for Mccain in 2008.
She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.
Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.
She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.
Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.
"The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull: Lipstick." - Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina
Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina
by Fluorescent Black September 10, 2008
Resume:
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
by philmm787 September 8, 2008