when someone is FYNE before hitting puberty, then puberty does them dirty by making then have a glow down.
sienna : “yk that kid issac
joslyn : “yeah. he really pull a riley after 7th grade”
by joslynximari October 2, 2020
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someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)
Riley James Jones
by Jeff5362874 October 22, 2020
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Beast Riley is an Up-Coming Mid Carder in Wrestling, Future Hall Of Famer and World Champion.
I love Beast Riley
by IAmThe1Omega December 14, 2018
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the biggest fucking faggot who has 0 ball surface area
riley spuffard is a faggot cu^T AND SHOULD KILL HIMSLEF
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One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 12, 2018
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A guy who rants about who puts girls into stereotypes of women, calls about 90% of women basic bitches. Rants a bunch about what he would do for his girl, only to call her bitch endearingly after, and claims that he has less of a chance talking to girls because of his body figure being flabby.
Guy 1: Hey man, I would love that girl to death, but she needs to stop being a basic bitch and know every guy isnt chiseled! I need pussy too!

Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.

Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.
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6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

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Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
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