by 1507 January 6, 2012
A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
by unknowngtowner February 25, 2011
When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .
by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022
You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!
Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
by Mikeology October 13, 2017
A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.
by Staic-Guru September 27, 2009
A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.
by Static-Guru September 26, 2009
"Have I haven't seen John around recently, what happened to him?"
"I heard he was Going to New Mexico"
"I heard he was Going to New Mexico"
by Nero Mamjet May 16, 2022