To kill your unborn child days before Christmas.
You can kill your child via abortion, a punch or kick in the stomache, and finally the classic coat hanger.
Guy 1: "Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! It must of been that night in the van.."
Guy 1: "Damn, tell her to get a Moriah"
Guy 2: "A Moriah? Why didn't I think of that? Thanks man!"