Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014

tosser

a person who tosses their partner around during sex.

"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."

by papaya_girl August 10, 2023

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004

[tosser]

A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.

Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.

RIP tos.

I am a tosser - not the British slang, atos fan.

by dannytravers81 April 23, 2009

tosser

A term of endearment and praise for someone who rides a BMW GS motorcycle

Bakerman's a right tosser!

by Zmeagol February 10, 2005

Tosser

A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.

Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.

OR

Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.

by Kenny Cartter July 11, 2008