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People who use bananas as a ruler, potatoes as an ending, and 9gag to procrastinate.
John: "Dude, why are you using a banana?"

Dave: "Because, I'm a 9gagger, duh!"
9gagger by ABANanas October 22, 2014
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A person who goes on 9gag to watch meme's posted by people that he doesn't know and complaining about being single
Lucas:Hey i am a 9gagger!
Rest of the world:We don't give a damn!
9gagger by Rikuso585 March 7, 2016
A 9gagger is someone who spends a major part of their free-time on the website "9gag" complaining about feminism and political correctness while also justifying being racist, misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic by saying "it's just a joke" or "triggered".
9gagger: We should nuke all Muslim countries, that will raise the average iq of humans.

Normal person: That is not an acceptable thing to say.

9gagger: #triggered lol am I rite!
9gagger by Kazeiru January 6, 2017
A person who exclusively deepthroats penises of 9-or-more inches in length. Gender and age varies, but most tend to be obese males between the ages of 12 and 40.
PERSON 1: Hey man, do you think I could get a date Todd?
PERSON 2: Doubt it. He's a 9gagger.
9gagger by ZERSTÖRER DER JUDEN December 13, 2012
Derived from 9gag, defined as "a horrible excuse for a website than sic mainly incorporates stolen materials and ideas from other legitimate websites. 9GAG is also a large source of child pornography."

A 9gagger is someone who creates and/or promotes and/or enjoys such websites. Colloquial usage refers to anyone who is slimy, dishonest, disgusting, or a pedophile.
This egregiously gross website might appeal to creeps, pedophiles and 9gaggers, but never to normal people.
9gagger by CA_Barbie February 5, 2012
A person or bot that posts anonymously. They have no answers when questioned, no sources, and no facts grounded in reality. Typically replies with criticism unrelated to the subject.
Person 1: Did you see that pussy's shit post with all the downvotes?
Person 2: The anon poster that got triggered and cried like a bitch.
Person 1: yeah, typical 9GAGGER.