99-1 

99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.

Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"

99-1 by rnldlfrnr September 13, 2011

99/1 

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

99/1 by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100 

The easiest way to count to 100.

bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100 by I don't get it March 20, 2010

rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

rule 99.1 by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

rule social b 99.1 

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

rule social b 99.1 by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

Rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330

Rule 99.1 by Ayame13 January 22, 2010

1.99 

The oldest, most annoying marketing trick ever used in history. When stores say 1.99 just to make it sound cheaper when it's actually 2.

Mcdonkel's lowered the price of thier "burgers", now it's only 1.99!
You mean 2?

1.99 by Magnusbon May 25, 2014