An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
by danojamo December 29, 2009
A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
by wtfisapseudoym August 14, 2017
by evan March 29, 2005
by Steve Paul Jobs February 24, 2009
Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.
by beerHops26 July 6, 2017
Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"
Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
by -=Rob to da 5-9=- August 6, 2008
Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.
Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.
Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.
Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!
by Steve Christensen December 18, 2007