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a job (hours don't have to be 9 to 5).
You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.
by Nick D March 31, 2003

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Hours most people work for a living
Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006

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A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
by Chief_D November 19, 2016

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An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
by danojamo December 29, 2008

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