8 wiper Share definition Flag a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse. "How did it go?" "not very good, it was an 8 wiper again" 8 wiper by Lance Pickard August 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the 8 wiper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch