Buttsecks.

8==D is the dong.
(_(__| is the butt.

8==D + (_(__| = Buttsecks.
8==D(_(__|! LoL! Buttsecks! Me like!
by krazykushluk November 13, 2006
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A penis on instant messengers
Hey want some of this? 8====D
by Toodles McDuffy January 8, 2005
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Emoticon for a penis, usually used to troll friends, teammates in video games, and general people you hate. The more =s that are used tend to indicate the actual size of the writer's penis, more equals, smaller penis in most situations.
Hey fag, you know what you like?
What?
8=====D
*Reported and removed from PSN*
by Ghillie 5603 December 23, 2016
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The smallest dick ever, used to mock people who post larger penis emoticons such as '8===D' in chat rooms and message boards, usually resulting in a big online fight.
by GabrielO June 24, 2018
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graham: 8====D
ugbede: that's a nice rocket ship
graham: that's what keiran's mom said
by AUT15TIC December 7, 2018
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The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.
"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"
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Person: 8=D
Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?
by herpity derpty August 29, 2014
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