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Indian 7 Card Stud 

Same as Indian Poker but using 7 numbers/letters instead of 5. This game is truly indian because in 7 card stud you only use the best 5 cards anyway. (in this case numbers/letters) The game ends up being the exact same thing as Indian Poker!
Bill - Ted, do you want to play Indian Poker?
Ted - Nah, I hate that stupid game.
Bill - How about Indian 7 Card Stud?
Ted - Sure man, lets play!
Bill - Fuck Ted, you are one stupid indian.

7 card stud 

A game of poker where each player gets 7 cards and tries to make the best five card poker hand out of each. Each player is dealt 2 cards down and 1 up. The player with the highest showing card is the first to start the 1st round of betting by "checking" or betting. After that round of betting each player who has not folded their hand yet is dealt another card face up. There is then a 2nd round of betting on this card starting with the person who shows the highest hand. There is then a 3rd card dealt face up to each player who is still in the hand, followed by a 3rd round of betting. Then there's the 4th card dealt face up to everyone still in with more betting taking place. The next card is the 5th and final card and it is dealt face down to each remaining player. Everyone then bets again then the hand is over. The person who makes the best 5 card poker hand wins the pot!
Jim: Hey do you feel like playing some texas holdem tonight?

Rob: No, I'd rather play some 7 card stud because I'm sick of having to use community cards against mornos who constantly get lucky and suckout on my ass.

Jim: Yeah me too, good idea hahahah
7 card stud by sm0kestack October 22, 2008

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked 

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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