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when one partner in the 69 position is shorter or taller than the other, making it so both parties cannot be satisfied orally
A guy pays for a midget hooker, they go to a motel and start off with 69 but since he is a good 3 1/2 feet taller than her it was only 69ish
by bizkitgravy March 01, 2011

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