April 5th

April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying

"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"

by Real God 100% May 16, 2020

April 5th

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

by TrueMetalLover April 21, 2010

April 5th

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

by froggytime April 5, 2021

UG April 5th

On UG April 5th is the day everyone in the discord server "Unhatched Games" (UG) beats the shit out of the member "Trike v2".

Person 1: "Hey Trike v2, its UG April 5th!"
Trike v2: "Oh shit"

Trike v2 then proceeds to log off his discord account.

by SirBlameson March 26, 2021

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 5, 2023