A person (usually female) that appears from a distance of at least 50 feet to be attractive. However, once one is within the range of 50 feet, he/she begins to realize that the person is only attractive from a long distance, and is actually slightly ugly.
I was walking up to this girl to get her number, but she got less and less hot as I got closer.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.