5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not in the same category as boyband because they're all talented as shit as far as instruments) that consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Calum Hood (vocals/guitar), Michael Clifford (backing vocals/guitar), and Ashton Irwin (drums). Schoolmates Luke, Calum, and Michael formed 5sos in 2011, and Ashton was later added. They are the opening act for One Direction on the Take Me Home North American leg. Now, I could go all day about my feels and how much it hurts but I'll keep it at this: these boys are sex. their music is keeps me jamming. cake for life.
by sixteenandugly July 1, 2013
A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).
P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
by pugbugpug August 16, 2014
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
by Smutty Penguin June 14, 2015
5 seconds of summer is a band originated in sydney, australia in 2011. the band consists off four aussie guys, luke hemmings (lead guitarist; guitarist), calum hood (vocalist; bassist), michael clifford (vocalist; guitarist), ashton irwin (vocalist; drummer). luke, calum, and michael all went to school at norwest christian college and decided to make a band, and then michael meeting drummer ashton at a party. from 2011 to 2012 5sos (pronounced 5 sauce) made covers of their favorite bands and songs. in 2012, louis tomlinson of one direction found 5sos on youtube and then invited them on their 2012-2013 "take me home" tour. in 2013, they were again invited to one directions "where we are" tour taking place in 2013-2014. in february 2014, 5sos released their hit single "she looks so perfect" gaining many new members of the 5sos fam and gained a lot of fame. they also realeased a hit called "dont stop" in may of 2014. in 2014-2015 5sos are going on their own headlining tour called "rock out with your socks out." 5sos are very inspiring people, give em' a listen.
"holy shit shut the fuck up 5 seconds of summer is on tv." jessica told her family.
"omg i love 5 es oh es!" acacia brinley exclaimed, right before a real 5sos fan came over and choked that bitch.
"omg i love 5 es oh es!" acacia brinley exclaimed, right before a real 5sos fan came over and choked that bitch.
by __ashtonn__ January 2, 2015
Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.
by K M July 12, 2004