The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
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