"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."
by ruste May 24, 2012
The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.
by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009
Crappy 5 hour energy shot that students use to stay up to do homework.
It really just makes you jittery
It really just makes you jittery
by Sue Pirnova August 2, 2008
A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.
Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."
by Dr. Bulldog October 16, 2010
Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥
Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!
by Elisabeth Jane February 17, 2011
Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.
by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020
The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
by Nayr and Nagem November 24, 2008