Where Cockmongler is King!
by masked milk man January 8, 2005
“ Outside the ordered Internet is that retarded blight of racist austism which lies and blasphemes at the center of all memedom—the boundless retard sultan 4chan, whose name no sane lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted forums beyond the internet and the real world, amidst the sad, pathetic penis's of vile twelve year olds and the disturbed monotonous whine of accursed fags. „
~ F.U. Derpcraft
~ F.U. Derpcraft
" 4chan azath
Golfget pepe
Fghaten swedenistan
Dat boi cyolegh
/b/ kathagh
Squtgh'g rule 34! "
- Unholy chant to summon 4chan
Golfget pepe
Fghaten swedenistan
Dat boi cyolegh
/b/ kathagh
Squtgh'g rule 34! "
- Unholy chant to summon 4chan
by British Borat May 11, 2016
by Jenna December 18, 2004
A forum where disenchanted, mostly mentally ill teens are inducted into a wildly un-idealistic, nihilistic and misanthropic form of the hard Right, which mainly exists to sow discord.
The main unifying feature of its users seems to be a hatred and intolerance of the Left, rather than any meaningful or constructive ideology, meaning that therefore adherents must simply disagree with the Left and not much more (beside generally behave abhorrently).
We can thank the site for such wonderful terms as "normies" and "cucks," which serve to unhelpfully label progressives, and for normalising the ultra-Right.
The main unifying feature of its users seems to be a hatred and intolerance of the Left, rather than any meaningful or constructive ideology, meaning that therefore adherents must simply disagree with the Left and not much more (beside generally behave abhorrently).
We can thank the site for such wonderful terms as "normies" and "cucks," which serve to unhelpfully label progressives, and for normalising the ultra-Right.
by áutechre September 26, 2018
Notorious hacker who recently gained fame by hacking and posting nudes of many celebrities, the event also known as "the fappening". Celebrities that suffered from the hacker was Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence and many others.
by OsS November 7, 2014
by nlolhere June 26, 2020
An example of why anarchy is a worst case scenario under every circumstance.
It's like if there was two of Socrates, they went into an argument and both lowered their standards on purpose in an attempt to get their their partner to do so aswell, except neither of them did it on purpose, rather because they are both genuinely mental, and then ~8-24 million other retarded hairy, fatty and sweaty men from 400 B.C. joined in on the argument, resulting in an infinite loop of standards being lowered and sanity being lost, except it's not even an argument anymore, rather an unregulated imageboard with a community composed of neckbeards sharing images of humanoid wolves sucking themselves off in full comfort of anonymity.
It's like if there was two of Socrates, they went into an argument and both lowered their standards on purpose in an attempt to get their their partner to do so aswell, except neither of them did it on purpose, rather because they are both genuinely mental, and then ~8-24 million other retarded hairy, fatty and sweaty men from 400 B.C. joined in on the argument, resulting in an infinite loop of standards being lowered and sanity being lost, except it's not even an argument anymore, rather an unregulated imageboard with a community composed of neckbeards sharing images of humanoid wolves sucking themselves off in full comfort of anonymity.
Person 1: So, what do you think about the website called 4chan I suggested you check out?
Person 2: Get out of my vicinity and don't talk nor touch me for the next 4 days in which I try to regain my mental health and decide if you're worth interacting with.
*Person 1 wakes up*
Person 1: Oh, so it was a dream. I thought I was having an actual social interaction with another human being other than the dominos's delivery guy for the first time in 8 years.
Person 2: Get out of my vicinity and don't talk nor touch me for the next 4 days in which I try to regain my mental health and decide if you're worth interacting with.
*Person 1 wakes up*
Person 1: Oh, so it was a dream. I thought I was having an actual social interaction with another human being other than the dominos's delivery guy for the first time in 8 years.
by MostlyUnbiased July 13, 2020