if something is .
4 (
4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .
5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both
men are naked. if only one is naked, it is
4/10 gay)
completely
nude anal (10/10 gay)
.
4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh
shit! i forgot about the
4/10 rule of homosexuality”