Only the sickest day of the year which takes place every year on March 11 (3/11). This day commemorates the greatness of the band 311. On this day, people who love this band usually have a huge party, smoke tons of marijuana and have a fucking ill time while listening to their music.
Bato 1: Yo man, guess what this Saturday is!!
Bato 2: Hmm, I dunno what could it be?
Bato 1: Its 311 Day!!!!
Bato 2: Yo holy fuck, lets celebrate.
-I'll bring my bong, some beer, and some chicks.
march 11th. THE BEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR. the day to celebrate the band 311 in all their glory. every year on march llth this wonderous band plays in New Orleans. tie-dye shirts should totally be worn, and peace should be spread.
-ITS 311 DAY! We gotta go to New Orleans and see them play!
-in 2008, 311 day is also on fucking tuesday! So, it's two of the best days all in one!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).