National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo
by carmen winstead April 19, 2022
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pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.
my birthday is on december 29th.”
four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”
by retartpie October 15, 2019
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If her name starts with an S, M, A, R, T, and is born on this day marry her instantly.
"Yeah Sophie's birthday is on January 29th" "Bro mary her,"
by SoupIsTheMan December 16, 2021
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You: Hey emily can i smack your ass?
Emily: Ew no
You: But it’s october 29th

Emily: Ok fine
by haha gotcha October 17, 2020
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Kick a racist day; Tell the they're a bad person
Person 1: Yeah I hate black people

Person 2: Well looks like it's June 29th
Person 1: Oh No
by off brand mia khalifa June 30, 2020
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