October 29th

National kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, yourself, your dog/cat, anything really Day! IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY!!

You: hey guess what day it is
Mirror:...
You:(kisses the mirror)october 29th. it's national kiss day.😘

by @gatchabitch🖕 October 28, 2019

June 29th

June 29th is the best day to be born your personality is the best ur looks are the best and everything about u is the best ur funny and make everyone around u smile

Girl 1: wow that girl is the best she makes everyone smile and laugh and she’s so pretty

Girl 2: I know right she’s born on June 29th

by August 29, 2021

November 29th

A day were you have to either grab your girlfriends ass, or make out with her.

Nick: "Hey babe guess what day it is?"

Tory: "November 29th?"

Nick: * grabs ass *

by Ye sir November 28, 2019

January 29th

January 29th national cuddle your bf/gf day!!!!!

It’s January 29th
National cuddle day yay

by Pterodactyl the third January 29, 2021

december 29th

if you were born on december 29th it’s a dumb b!tch birthday especially if your names lynnsiepack.

lynnsies born on december 29th she’s a dumb b!tch

by eLwhYeNeNeSeyeEe October 19, 2020

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by October 15, 2020

July 29th

The last day of your "free" Windows 10 upgrade.

The last day you'll get fucked in the ass by Microsoft.

July 29th is the last day if your "free" Windows 10 upgrade!

Seriously, we're not giving you another fucking chance. Have you made up your mind?

by Derp579 August 1, 2016