5 definitions by Derp579
by Derp579 August 14, 2015
1. The most popular swear word, other than fuck.
2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.
3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.
2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.
3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.
1. That guy on Twitter called me a piece of shit and told me to go kill myself!
2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!
3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.
2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!
3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.
by Derp579 June 11, 2015
The last day of your "free" Windows 10 upgrade.
The last day you'll get fucked in the ass by Microsoft.
The last day you'll get fucked in the ass by Microsoft.
July 29th is the last day if your "free" Windows 10 upgrade!
Seriously, we're not giving you another fucking chance. Have you made up your mind?
Seriously, we're not giving you another fucking chance. Have you made up your mind?
by Derp579 August 1, 2016
A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.
Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*
by Derp579 June 25, 2015
One of the very first forms of WiFi, invented in 1999. 802.11b is also one of the slowest forms of WiFi nowadays, and considered obsolete.
Guy 1: Bruh, why is this network so slow?
Guy 2: It's 802.11b.
Guy 1: WTF is 802.11b?
Guy 2: First form of wireless internet, really really slow.
Router: *Crashes*
Guy 2: It's 802.11b.
Guy 1: WTF is 802.11b?
Guy 2: First form of wireless internet, really really slow.
Router: *Crashes*
by Derp579 March 22, 2015