2 Shot Fake Out 

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"

2 Shot Fake Out by Joey Gilliam February 14, 2006

Reverse Cum Shot (2%) 

A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.

It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.

Reverse Cum Shot (2%) by Jon Sharti April 10, 2023

2 shots of vodka

When you stick it in her ass and then cum in her ass and then you eat her ass out whilst sucking the cum back out of her ass. Then you spit it in her mouth and she eats your ass with the cum still in her mouth. Then she spits the load back into your mouth and you swallow it

Jenny: wow your breath stinks!
Me: oh that’s just cuz we did 2 shots of vodka last night

2 shots of vodka by Joebazinga December 10, 2019

2 shots 1 kill 

When you and another guy shoot your load simultaneously

When a 2 shots 1 kill happens One man dies another ejaculates

2 shots 1 kill by Puddiepounder November 19, 2021

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

2 beers no shots by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023