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Millville Senior High School (2) 

Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).

The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).
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ouran high school host club season 2

A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)
A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing! 

A movie(or musical)made by Disney, the second of the High School series which sucked worst then the fist one. yet despite of this children still seem to like it, but that's probably cause they think in high school people just randomly break into song, and then when the "bad guy" turns you to their side your friends over react and stop hagging out with you, then in the end when you finally pull our head outta your ass you see that you were wrong your friends take you back and then bad guys turn good and we all live happily ever after.
Maria: did you see high school musical???

Jay-lin: na, that movie is for losers and homos, or kids that will grow up to be losers and homos.

Maria: well anyway, they came out with a new one called high school musical 2: Sing it all or nothing!!!!!

Jay-lin: joy to the fruity world!!!!!!!

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing! 

You have to be fucking kidding me. Fuck disney.
Loser 1: OMG dude there's gonna be a sequel to High School Musical!!!!

Loser 2: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! That's like my most favoritest movie everrrr!!!!!

Loser 1: YA and better yet it has an awesome name: High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!

Loser 2: OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!

Non-Loser: There's been a lot of crap that Disney has come out with but COME ON. If High School Musical wasn't the biggest piece of shit ever made, High School Musical 2 trumps it just with its faggot title. God I hate Disney.

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing! 

Are you cereal?
Now INSTEAD of watching high school musical 100 times a month, we can watch high school musical 2!!
High school musical is just arip off of Grease that Family uses to make tonnes of money off of 10 year old skanks who try and be "cool".
Tyranna :OMG Dude! Did you hear! High school musical 2 is out!!

Sydney: Yeah its so cool! I feel so cool just SAYING High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!

Me:You guys are retarded.

Airport High School pt.2 

To continue on what the previous author said. Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
Airport High School is also home to some of the biggest hoes you could ever meet. There are some girls who have herpes, some people are balding, one in particular has HIV, they know who they are. Airport High School is home of people who have trash tattoos, people who need to learn to take a fucking shower and teachers that straight up flirt with students. The students also don’t know how to find a place to sit, the students crowd the 400/500 intersection and stand there blocking people who are trying to get to the busted ass vending machines. There’s one teacher at the school who likes to complain about how horrible students are even though he verbally harassed half of the class. Welcome to Hell my children. May god have mercy on you all.
Airport High School Pt.2 Enjoy

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2 

Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.
Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2