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The age man’s life officially die slowly but surely. *Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me. *Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir! |
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The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol. Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino! Billy: ... damn country. |
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The age at which you are able to buy a Shamwow Must be at least 18 years old to call!
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Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17. <Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron. <Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit* |
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The day your life officially ends. I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.
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The fake age of majority. Face it, you're a child until you're 21.
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The age you can buy a pack of cigarettes or go fight for your country in a war (Both potentially fatal), but are still considered too young to drink alcohol. Person 1: Dude, yesterday was my birthday! I turned 18!
Person 2: What did you do all day? Person 1: I decided to enlist! Person 2: ...stfu moron... |
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The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body. Gabe(on intercom): "Teddy we have a code 18 on aisle 5 i repeat, code 18 on aisle 5, thank you."
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