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The age man’s life officially die slowly but surely.
*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010
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The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
by Matt May 03, 2006
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The age at which you are able to buy a Shamwow
Must be at least 18 years old to call!
by mads123 May 30, 2009
529 65
Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
570 248
The day your life officially ends.
I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.
by jen August 18, 2004
535 217
The fake age of majority.
Face it, you're a child until you're 21.
by Almost 21 February 04, 2004
486 235
The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.
Gabe(on intercom): "Teddy we have a code 18 on aisle 5 i repeat, code 18 on aisle 5, thank you."
by nigga gabe July 31, 2006
259 62
The age you can buy a pack of cigarettes or go fight for your country in a war (Both potentially fatal), but are still considered too young to drink alcohol.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday was my birthday! I turned 18!
Person 2: What did you do all day?
Person 1: I decided to enlist!
Person 2: ...stfu moron...
by Jessica like whoa! April 24, 2006
286 91