man! he uses all tat maj0rz 1337z0rs h4x0rs! (This isthe first time that I have encountered a triple z0rs in my life. I shall cherish this forever... *sniff*)
A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.
1. A term used to express someone's skill at hacking. Now outdated due to the number of "n00bz" who feel it is cool to use a language designed to defeat a text filter as a speaking mode.
He called himself a 1337X0r h4X0r, in an attempt to show off his skill. We all thought he was an idiot, but...