The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.
by TargetLPO March 10, 2010
Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.
With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.
Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.
Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.
by WriterLifer September 10, 2022
Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.
Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?
by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008
Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.
If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..
Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..
Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.
Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
by blanket.png September 2, 2021
Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"
by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017
A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.
Often referred to as an FPO.
Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019