absurdicus
absurdicus by coolerthanyou April 21, 2005
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absurdium
A chemical element theorized to be produced by the human body in a certain percentage of the population. The element is suspected to have a clear irreversible degenerative effect on the intellect. It is also a suspected contributor to the 'Bozone Layer' effect (please see Bozone Layer and bozone)
This element is not listed in the Periodic Table. It is illusive and has not yet been synthesized in the lab, and scientists suspect that they will never be able to. Naturally, there will never be a cure that reverses absurdium's effects.
This element is not listed in the Periodic Table. It is illusive and has not yet been synthesized in the lab, and scientists suspect that they will never be able to. Naturally, there will never be a cure that reverses absurdium's effects.
Your idea has the trademark of absurdium.
This is the most banal thing I've heard. You must be on absurdium or something.
Did someone accidentally add few absurdium drops to your kool-aid this morning?
Man, I can smell the absurdium in your breath. It should be illegal for you to think.
This is the most banal thing I've heard. You must be on absurdium or something.
Did someone accidentally add few absurdium drops to your kool-aid this morning?
Man, I can smell the absurdium in your breath. It should be illegal for you to think.
absurdium by Kurchatovium January 7, 2010
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Absurdicrous
The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous, a commentary on society, humor and occasionally politics.
That story was so ridiculously unbelievable it was absurdicrous.
Absurdicrous by TheMechanic May 19, 2009
reductape add absurdium
The repeated patching up of a flimsy argument for a ridiculous proposition made by someone you’d think would be smarter.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Did you hear Trump’s latest claims that the election was rigged?
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
reductape add absurdium by Len Bakerloo December 5, 2020
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