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you got mega bored and decided to type every letter and number and symbol twice
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person 2:bro are you have a stroke

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Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.
Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004