[loadophobia] 

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child

Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.

[loadophobia] by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013

logophobia 

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

logophobia by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

Lolophobia 

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

loveophobia 

The Fear of giving or recieving love due to previous events in one's life

person one: "I don't like how you love me, it scares me"
Person Two: "Do you have 'loveophobia'?"
Person one: "I think so, but what is that?"
Person two: "the fear of giving or recieving love by anyone"
Person one: "i think i might"

loveophobia by deanliddell96 April 12, 2015

lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

lagophobia by Juuster May 18, 2016

Leakophobia 

The irrational fear that citizens will find out about corporate or governmental secrets through the unwanted release of internal documents.

The government displayed an exceptional leakophobia in response to the release of documents that exposed war crimes committed by the military.

Leakophobia by Édouard-Henri Avril December 24, 2010

lootophobia 

(noun) - The fear/phobia of being cheated/looted/treated-unfairly by cab drivers, shopkeepers, police etc. (all public services) when one goes to a new place. By taking advantage of the fact that the person is an outsider and knows nothing about the place.

Say you travel to another country. The fear that the cab driver will charge you more than a person who a stays in that country, because you do not know about that country. This is lootophobia.

lootophobia by oneuponspeedoflight March 19, 2012