farting

v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.

Who's farted? That fucking stinks!

by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003

Fart

The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

by Esx February 10, 2010

fart

a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.

by landrea August 5, 2005

fart

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

by Cydney September 8, 2007

a fart

The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."

by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020

Farted

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

by Tiffany Nicoleeeee December 6, 2007

fart

and obscure odor from the anus. usually have to waft it away.

damn her fart smellz cheesay!

by fleenkgo March 15, 2004